What do you Hate about porn?

Eponine · Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:40 pm Post subject:

Once again! Hear Hear! Well spoken sir!

jewbacca · I'm probably spamming Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 2

ok so i will rant .

First. teagan presley. she is one of those that went from possibly the cutest girl EVER in porn, to a total wreck. all she needs now is to tatoo her pimps name acrossed her chest and pierce her labia and she could go summer cummings.

second. people who piss and moan about pron bein addictive. like any non physically addictive drug, grow sum fuckin willpower. its not like you gonna puke or have convulsions as if you were kickin Heroin.

third. the religious right. WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, pryin into my shit callin, me a sinner, tellin me i gonna go to hell cuz i luves me sum nekked bitches.

fourth. Fisting. to be honest i am not sure why this is such a big deal. Since when does anyone have a right to tell me what i can and cannot do with another consenting adult. if people have an issue with it, tehn dont watch its as simple as that. a woman can use a champagne bottle, a potato, a 14" buttplug, hell even a dildo shaped like a fist, but the moment its actually someone elses hand BAM.. doesnt meet standards of decency and thereby is illegal.

fourth. bitches who do anal and dont do DP. WTF AMY REID!!! get that shit tagged simultaneously already.

fifth. NN bitches. outside of Tiffanyteen not a one of these NN bitches should have ever gotten a job. seriously. NDN has big ole titties but she is uggo. MeganQT well she is like a man trapped in a transexuals body. (just a couple examples). they should just go straight to HC.

sixth, my favorite pornstars not workin the brothels in my part of nevada. We have a couple of the finest whorehouses in the world and Faye Valentine, Sasha Grey, young teagan presley, gauge, taylor rain, amy reid, and dreamkelly havent worked this area. I would pay a few hundred bucks to fuck these ho-bags if they just came a bit closer to me.

7th. scheissefilms. WTF is wrong with people... shit is not a turn on.

8th. Gayporn. i have no problem with it exccept when they sneak that shit in on ya without warning. i dont remember what i was watchin but recently i found a decent lookin film. read the cover and a couple reviews. no mention of a scene where a chick is gettin railed by some dood....(good stuff) doods buddy walks in. i am thinkin ok DP or someshit. nope . dood walks over to his friend, pulls doods cack outta the chick and proceeds to have at it like an ice cream cone. WTF is that... there needs to be something on every cover saying what happens. like... WARNING DOOD SMOKES POLE!!!!

9th. when you hunt and hunt and hunt. and finally after long last you find your film. excited you get get a 2nd jizzrag and set up camp for the evening. popcorn in one hand cock in the other. after about 40 mins you realize that after hunting for this film for 2 years, this may be the single worst porno ever made.

10th. porn forums. having to wade thru 10 billion posts to find what you are lookin for only to find that the RS or MU link is dead or PW protected.

and last for the moment ( may be back to add more) Bitches who dont like porn. I mean come on now. whats not to like??

arksulli · Warnings: 1 Joined: 02 Sep 2008 Posts: 274

I shall add my name to the chorus of people calling for an end of small breasted women getting breast implants. Some of the best looking and best performing porn stars I can think of have had small breasts. Hell for that matter some of the best lays I've had in life were with small breasted women. Viva la difference!

ludedewd · Respected VIP club member Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 696

Some of these replies jewbacca almost made me piss my pants Twisted Evil

vikas_says · Poster Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 19

i hate to see a guy smooching when he has just blown his load all over her face.

tfh · VIP club member Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 306

Ya that doesn't do much for me either.... the CFNM has gotten old, it would be different if they popped a tit out now and then but just fully clothed is no longer working....

nitrocomplex · Poster Joined: 30 Sep 2008 Posts: 24

Fisting, water sports, and vid where the girl is degraded IE:getting spit on slapped around things like that i know it's porn and all but this is also why i like the net because i can screen my porn and check it out before watching. But these things i can live without.

The other big thing for me is seeing that new girl who is just so cute and sweet and you say to yourself "i want to follow her career" and as you do so mutates into a tatt'ed up fake titted skank with more plastic surgery then pam anderson. And they don't even come close to looking like they did when you first seen them check it out look at pam anderson when she was first in playboy then look at a new pic of her Shocked

....barf

online24 · Poster Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 46

I hate ASS_FUCKING.
Soon we are all fucking the ass-hole.
Forgetting the plesure of this other hole.
Ass-fuckin was in my earlier years something for the gay-people and for the couples who want to spare the cherry til the marriage.

numberone · Poster Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 26

i hate glamourized porn, and russian models who try and be sexy but arnt (pretty much all of the nubiles models)

numberone · Poster Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 26

i hate glamourized porn, and russian models who try and be sexy but arnt (pretty much all of the nubiles models)

MaXX5000 · Poster Joined: 26 May 2007 Posts: 30

I hate all the vomit/shit type fetish porn, sick shit and wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole. I also hate how many porn stars eventually get surgery either it be titties or face or tattoo's. I can understand the tits as they droop as they get older but still what's wrong with being all Natural? Some trip me out that they have boob jobs that were flat chested beforehand and look like they have two softballs underneath their chests.

The Face, I'm sorry if your gorgeous your gorgeous no sense in butchering your face into something that may never be. Some examples include Devon who has a Michael Jackson-type nose, Cassidey has the phony collagen lips and looks like someone beat her, I'm sure there are others but can't quite remember.

Tattoos, sure some had them going into the business some get them even more but the things look just tacky on them, makes them look like a $2 whore, even though some are & as years go on they look like blurry mess'. I think women look fine with maybe 1 or 2 tattoos but would rather have them with none in my personal opinion.

AnotherNightOwl · Poster Joined: 01 Sep 2008 Posts: 12

Fake boobs, cum shots, ass pimples, gobs of eye makeup that just scream, "whore!" Some other guy's dick. Bad acting.

CA_Mike · Poster Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 5

hume · Respected Poster Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 140

I'll agree with the meaningless tats. Too many just looks trashy. same w/ the implants on nice looking small boobs.