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Kimber
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Old women trying to be young!
As in, TOO much makeup! Over done breasts! Over weight! Cellulite! |
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billyellis
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| Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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Let me add gagging to the list if I may.
Forcing a dick down a girl's throat to make her gag/vomit (usually accompanied by the the oh-so-romantic gaping anus shots) is misogyny that they don't even bother trying to cover with the usual thin veil of having the girls pretend to enjoy it. Not a big fan.
And I'm not really sure what the attraction is supposed to be if it is anything other than mistreating a woman? Is vomit (and uncontrollable bowel movements after gaping) on your sheets really that hot?  It can't be about showing what a big dick you have if a tongue depressor or a strep culture swab have the same effect... |
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tzman
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| Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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You weren't supposed to add that last thought. Ya might ruffle some feathers. I think that is EXACTLY what the turn on is supposed to be...but why in watching some other guy doing it?  Some vicarious thing I guess.
Misogyny? That one of them there beauty pageants? Or maybe it's a verb meaning to rub the leg joint? 
BS & smart ass aside, I concur. |
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billyellis
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| Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:46 am Post subject: |
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| tzman wrote: | | You weren't supposed to add that last thought. Ya might ruffle some feathers. |
You're not kidding. Like maybe 2/3 of the visitors of this forum...
But it's all in a day's work. As someone I greatly admired (take a wild, wild guess ) once delighted in deliberately provoking rednecks and promoting female entertainers, I consider it a great honor when the kind of people I tend to piss off get their panties all in a wad. It means I am fighting the good fight.  |
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tiptop
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| Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I agree with the gagging thing too, that has been the biggest turn off for me - the girl looked so unhappy. I love to see her enjoying it. |
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tgg
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| quattro777 wrote: | 1. Tattoo's
2. Tattoo's
3. Fake Tits
4. Fake orgasm's aka screaming
5. Old ugly guys with hot girls
6. Guys with microscopic dicks
7. Max Hardcore
8. 35 year old "teenagers"
9. Young ugly guys with hot girls
10. Cumshots with no cum
Did I mention tattoo's? |
fuckin lmao. don't agree with all of them but that's not the point, it's a free world, good posting! |
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tgg
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| billyellis wrote: | | juliegirl wrote: | what i hate about porn... is all the fast forwarding...
julie |
Too true.  There is so much lousy crap in between the parts I like to watch. Is this because they try to appeal to so many different preferences all in the same scene, or is it because porn directors have no real clue anymore to what is erotic because they have spent so much time watching impesonal fucking??
Talk amongst yourselves... |
and on video you could FFWD and be sure you weren't missing anything good (you would see it and stop). On my Mac, if it's a small quicktime file it can do that, VLC is pretty good too, but the rest.... |
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billyellis
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| tgg wrote: | | and on video you could FFWD and be sure you weren't missing anything good (you would see it and stop). On my Mac, if it's a small quicktime file it can do that, VLC is pretty good too, but the rest.... |
Even VLC is problematic for me and tends to freeze on a single frame while on FF. The latest RealPlayer seems to be pretty good, and actually VLC works OK if you reduce the display size (like to 1/2) when needing to FF. |
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billyellis
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Phishers. 
Apparently I got banned briefly the other day because one of them registered as "billycllis" and I got banned by mistake. What a bunch of shitfuckers. |
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tzman
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Don't you know that's a real badge of honor? You're either of an exalted status and will automatically be trusted or you've busted his chops enough to elicit a response.
Either way, good job. |
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ludedewd
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: What I hate about porn |
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Well, firstly I can't get enough of it.
Secondly, there's stuff out there I know I'd want but I don't know about it and tend to discover it months, sometimes years later.
Thirdly, I hate that it costs so much. No, not joining sites (why on earth do that? ), but consider these:
computer ~$2,000 for something top of the line;
high speed connectivity ~ $40 or more monthly;
external hdd ~$150 or more depending on amount of storage;
writable discs ~ only a few bucks, but it adds up;
File hosting services ~again, not expensive and if you meet their dl quotas are free eventually;
antivirus/firewall protection (if not provided free by your cable/dsl company);
TIME.
That's a lot of money all things considered.
Free p0rn is NOT free.
Oh, and I hate people that like to fuck with my free p0rn surfing experience with spam & viruses along with false advertising (not getting what is said you are getting) and those little tattle tales who report all the good shit and have it removed from RS and the like.
Lastly, that there's not enough time to enjoy my addiction - the job always seems to work its way into the equation...
Forgot to add something...
The thing I hate most is the fact that years ago when I was a wee lad in the world of, hmmm, how to put it...getting keys to the front door; yeah, that'll do - securing anon proxies was like taking candy from a baby. Now, it's like trying to hold up Fort Knox. Having 100 working proxies was more work that 2000 years ago. It became so frustrating that it forced me out. 
Now THAT'S what I truly hate about porn - not enough damn proxies...
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jb22356
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| The thing that I hate the most is that it makes me feel like its ok to not have a gf and/or get laid in real life. |
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vectra
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Number one - Right now, I fucking hate RapidShare. I've been a paying member for over two years and I've just had enough. I have a Fios internet connection capable of 10-15 MB per second download speeds and this fucking RS is giving me 30KB per second speeds most days recently. Unreal. Yet 95% of posters here use RS, so I have no choice.
Number two - Small previews. Ok, so I haven't been a contributing member for awhile. Who am I to complain, right? But it more than doubles my surfing time I have to click on tiny screen caps to see if the chick has saggy tits. So this is really just a shout out to say I appreciate those of you who post large previews.
Number three - Poor directing in porno films. Focus on the face...we don't need to see the guy's balls slamming into some faceless twat for ten straight minutes. We want to see the girl's face. And girls....smile once in a while. Don't act like you're always in pain.
I could go on and on. Thanks for listening. Great thread. Ask the inverse...what do I love about porn...and you'll get a much longer list.
Now, for those of you who have hung in there and read this post. Tell me this isn't the greatest video ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl5V7wLvWG8 |
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billyellis
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| vectra wrote: | | Number one - Right now, I fucking hate RapidShare. I've been a paying member for over two years and I've just had enough. I have a Fios internet connection capable of 10-15 MB per second download speeds and this fucking RS is giving me 30KB per second speeds most days recently. |
Well, this is as good a place as any to vent. But it sounds like you have an account problem if you are getting the Free user DL speeds as a Premium member? I have not experienced this myself. Do you have your account locked onto a single server ("Server systems" under Settings) instead of randomly selecting a different server for each DL? If so and if they happen to be having problems with the one you are locked on to, that might explain your slow DLs.
Whether or not you have fiber optic speed capacity is not really relevant, though. Just because you have a high speed capacity does not mean than any content provider is required to give you bandwidth up to that capacity just because you can handle it. There is no way that any content provider can provide 15Mbps to hundreds of thousands of client simultaneously. The only thing that paying for higher speeds guarantees you is that you can DL from more locations at slow speeds simultaneously, not that the locations you are DL-ing from are going to give you faster speeds. |
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billyellis
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Here's a couple new ones:
1. Newbies constantly posting threads of "Rare" videos...of major porn stars where the same vid is already posted in 3 other threads.
2. Computer/internet newbies. Why are people always asking stupid questions like "what is a Rar file??? it won't play in my Media Player" OMFG, what are you, 80? Ever heard of "Yahoo" or "Google"? Hey...is that butterscotch? |
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