Virtuoso Classics Genre&Vintage Showcases&Retro Porn

The Abduction of Lorelei | 700 MB




Actress: Serena, John Thomas Galt, Charles Neal, Monique Perris.
Year: 1977

Duration: 01:07:18
Video type: 384p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 700 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 512x384 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

The abduction of lorelei is an insanely cheap XXX-roughie that does it's best to work in a bit of plot with the sex. It actually works for the most part, as there's even a twist ending that raises the film beyond being just another sleazy ****-themed trash-fest (all of that is meant in the best possible way...).Lorelei is abducted (duh...) by two scrappy outlaw-types and is ****d and abused. Back at the "hideout", we meet the last member of the gang - a French (?) girl that's the group leader's girlfriend. The scheme is to extort $1 million from Lorelei's wealthy father. All goes well until some inner turmoil amongst the abductors lead to some bloody results, and we find that the whole plan may not have been as it seemed from the start...The little bit of storyline that there is ends up carrying this film - and the "twist" ending is a bit of a welcome surprise, as it shows at least a touch of effort was put into the production. The sex scenes are nothing too notable, and there are some odd "inserts" that don't really fit but are added in for some odd reason (though the film contains hardcore material as it is...). Not a bad way to kill 70 minutes, but there's better roughie material out there. Only really recommended for completists...6.5/10

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The Best Of Caught From Behind # 2-The Sequel | 1.32 GB




Actress: Karine Hornel, Mary Gass, Nancy Sutter, Raysheena Mercado, Shantell Day, Rosemarie, Sue Wadsworth, Eric Edwards, Hershel Savage, Marc Wallice, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Scott Irish, Frank James, Tom Byron, Tommy LaRock, and All Moore
Year: 1984

Duration: 01:53:32
Video type: 480p
Video Format: Windows Media
FileSize: 1.32 GB
Extension: wmv || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 30.000 fps || Format VC-1

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The Best Of Tracey Adams | 3.42 GB




Actress: Tracey Adams, Alicia Monet, Taija Rae, Amber Lynn, Nikki Knight, John Leslie, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Herschel Savage, Jon Martin, Billy Dee, F.M. Bradley
Year: 1988

Duration: 00:54:35
Video type: 480p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 3.42 GB
Extension: mkv || Resolution: 720x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG Video

That zany Tracey Adams - she just can't get enough of that funky stuff. And with her angelic face, long legs, and beautiful breasts. It's no wonder that her fans just can't get enough of her. Maybe this one-hour non-stop compilation of her hottest scenes will help.

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The Bigger The Better | 751 MB




Duration: 01:00:34
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 751 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 688x480 (1.433) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Who says size isn't important? Certainly not the men who lust over women with big breasts. Certainly not the women whose mouths water over men with elephantine endowments. Convinced that bigger is better, they proceed to prove it by using their physical dimensions to best advantage. Here's a busty, cocky videobook of records in explicit and detailed action that will have you panting with excitement...

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The Coming Thing | 700.3 MB




Actress: Julie Christie, George S. McDonald
Year: 1972

Duration: 01:48:08
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 700.3 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Lewd Linda (in a Julie Christie hairdo) arrives in San Francisco looking for a job. She thinks she'd like to try professional modeling buy a photographer talks her into nude modeling: "It's art! Erotica! A turn-on! Sex is a beautiful thing!"
She agrees to do "a few test shots" with gawky male model Bob which translates as gulping Bob's baloney as the sleazeball photographer shouts encouragement: "Move your head more, Linda...Swallow it!" She's then impaled,doggie-style, while simultaneously giving the photographer a knob job, leading to a sloppy dose-up of Bob's coming thing.
Next, at the house of "this other guy," Linda admires "the biggest, most far-out pillows" she's ever seen. "Really psychedelic!" she enthuses, leading, of course, to some pillow plowing in front of an early VCR.
Another job imeririew,this time with a Mr. Dodge (whose company is called "Funky Sam"),ends in a wet three-way with Linda, a secretary, and Dodge's coming thing. Then it's off toa neighbor's apartment for a basic, all-o Jt, on-the-floor orgy with many coming things.
Oddly, it's all a flashback told by a buck-toothed blonde to her enthusiastic but than hunky stud until he,too, displays his coming thing. Wear your raincoat.

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The Devil in Miss Jones #3 A New Beginning | 2.14 GB




Actress: Erica Boyer, Amber Lynn, Lois Aires, Vanessa Del Rio, Kelly Richards, Keri Fox, Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy
Year: 1986

Duration: 01:15:55
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 2.14 GB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 720x480 (3:2) || Frame Rate: 24.000 fps || Format xvid

Winner for "Best Film" at the 1987 AVN Awards.
Go with Justine Jones on the first half of an erotic odyssey that takes her through the sex-splattered rooms of Hell. It's a totally bizarre, hilarious, and outrageously sexy cliffhanger that'll leave you begging for more! Hustler gives it its "Highest Rating!"

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The T & A Team | 729.2 MB




Actress
Carol Cross, Joanna Storm, Lola, Renee Summers, Silver Starr, Tanya Lawson, Valerie LeVeau

A. Kahn, Billy James, David Scott, George Payne, Jerry Butler, Ron Jeremy, Vic Slaughter
Year: 1984

Duration: 01:08:37
Video type: 448p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 729.2 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 592x448 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

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The Millionaire | 522.3 MB




Actress: Caroline Melle, Hellene Chevalier, Nathalie de Bon, Emmanuelle Kane, Jean-Pierre Armand, Yves Baillard
Year: 1990

Duration: 01:21:00
Video type: 240p
Video Format: Windows Media
FileSize: 522.3 MB
Extension: asf || Resolution: 320x240 (4:3) || Frame Rate: fps || Format VC-1

Ein Millionär lässt einen Freund und drei Sexhäschen zur Party auf sein Landhaus außerhalb der Stadt mit dem Hubschrauber einfliegen. Die munteren Gäste legen schon im Hubschrauber los, es wird kräftig geblasen. Kaum angekommen werden Früchte in Form einer nackten Schönheit gereicht, die als Obstteller garniert wurde. Während alle gleich zum Wesentlichen kommen, sondert sich eine Lady ab und findet ein Spezialbett mit Zubehör. Sie legt eine Solonummer aufs Bett, wie selten gezeigt. Während in den anderen Räumlichkeiten die Sperma-, Fick-, Blasorgie ihren außergewöhnlichen Verlauf nimmt. - Ein mussmanunbedingsgesehenhaben Film!

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The Penetration Of Elle Rio | 1.11 GB




Actress: Elle Rio, Sharon Mitchell, Tanya Foxx, Marc Wallice, Wayne Stevens, Buddy Love.
Year: 1987

Duration: 01:14:32
Video type: 480p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.11 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

The Penetration of Elle Rio is an erotic and stimulating presentation of the hottest actress in adult video. Hustler magazine calls centerfold Elle Rio "A hot-blooded Brazilian sexpot with a ravenous body - a sexual dynamo". Sharon Mitchell co-stars with Tanya Fox and Viper. "The tattooed snake woman". The story features Viper a dazzling sex scene show with electrifying strobe lights, sure to become a classic. Elle Rio exhibits all her raw talent as she portrays the nasty other woman in a story which includes six penetrations. A must for sex vid fans - The Penetration of Elle Rio is fast, furious, hot, steaming and passionate.

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The Rhine Waltz | 1.17 GB




Actress
Joey Silvera
Jamie Gillis
Alicia Monet
Robin Lee
Tracey Adams
Tom Byron
Rocco Siffredi
Lucy Washington
Desiree Barclay
Sharon Mitchell
Mark Rama
Billy Dee
Year: 1988

Duration: 01:44:58
Video type: 528p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.17 GB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 696x528 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

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The Sins of Tami Monroe | 700 MB




Actress: Tammy Monroe, Porsche Lynn, Erica Boyer, Tori Welles, Mandi Wine, Brad Armstrong, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Sean Michaels
Year: 1990

Duration: 01:21:21
Video type: 400p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 700 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 528x400 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

She's the essence of erotic with an insatiable appetite for the sins of the flesh and a bod to drool for! This collection of cooze features Tami in a wet and wild three way with two well hung studs, a filthy foursome with Tori Welles, Porsche Lynn, and Mandi Wine, and an orgy of oral delights with Erica Boyer and two horny hunks, and much more in this showcase of her sordid sins!

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The Muthers | 520.5 MB




Actress: Marsha Jordan, Kathy Williams, Virginia Gordon, Linda O'Bryant, Anita Cameo, Victoria Bond, Jim Fields, Paul Austin, Peter Cameron, Gil Lee, Bob Hunter, Jean Deaux, Victor Savage, Denise Miller, Bud Norris, Eric Haims, Steve Vincent, Earl D'Eon, Larry Martinelli, Robert von Koehler
Year: 1968

Duration: 01:14:05
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 520.5 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

While their husbands are at work, bored suburban housewives hang out at the Pink Swan bar, trolling for local studs, while their teen daughters smoke pot at pool parties.

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The Nurses | 1.2 GB




Year: 1971

Duration: 01:10:17
Video type: 464p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.2 GB
Extension: mkv || Resolution: 694x464 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

So the nurses was made for a tiny audience, hence on a low-budget. What is striking, however, is that it plays like a real film, albeit a very poor one. It does not resemble the hundreds of "1-day wonders" one sees in video reissues stemming from the 1970-71 early days of porn. Same team made a followup for Sherpix called YOUNG STARLETS, which I'm anxious to see, expecting pretty much more of the same.
I'm reviewing the DVD-R issue from Something Weird; more recently it has been revived on DVD in a "Naughty Nurses" double feature from After Hours Cinema.
Set in a hospital, film is a series of vignettes with very little carry-through storyline. While played straight (most of the cast can't act worth a lick, hired for other reasons), many scenes are conceived on the level of a burlesque sketch, as in the opener of a poor schmo ordered to deliver a semen specimen, and getting the pretty femme lab assistant in the next room to "help out".
Problem of course is that lack of talent, both behind and in front of the camera, results in unfunny episodes. Sure, you can see where the joke is intended, but only groans are possible. Some of the women are marginally good-looking, but none of the stunning beauties from the softcore era nor the striking good-lookers like Suzanne Fields and Rene Bond from the XXX days are present. The guys are strictly no-namers too, and unusually hairy (all-over), perhaps a turn-on for some fetishist but hardly what proved to be successful in porn.
Though made for slightly wider release than a storefront movie, THE NURSES is still technically crude, with the loud sound of the camera motor evident in many scenes. It is not very arousing either, as in one slo-mo ejaculation closeup that comes off as comical. Even the lesbian scene by one aggressive Head Nurse Flanders lacks the usually sensual overtones that were standard in such scenes during the softcore heyday.
A couple of kinky scenes left me cold. In one, a young nurse applies an enema to her patient, while simultaneously having intercourse with him. Another extended gynecological exam has all the demerits of the soon-to-be overdone "gynecological closeups" approach to porn, without any of the pluses. Both scenes come off as literally clinical.
Overall the nurses shows filmmakers fumbling around seeking a new art form, awaiting the arrival of auteurs like Gerard Damiano with his great cameraman Joao Fernandes to show them how it's done.

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The Wacky World of X-Rated Bloopers | 699.8 MB




Actresses
Amanda Tyler
Amber Lynn
Ashley Brooks
Breezy Lane
Bunny Bleu
Cara Lott
Charlie Waters
Christy Canyon
Connie Bennett
Danielle
Debbie Northrup
Donna N.
Elle Rio
Frankie Leigh
Gina Valentino
Ginger Lynn
Heather Wayne
Ines Akker

Year: 1989

Duration: 01:10:46
Video type: 416p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 699.8 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 560x416 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Sixty nine. A telling number, don't you think? that's the complete cast listing for this fascinating new video from Gourmet. A highly abridged sampling can be found above this review, and I'm sure you'll agree there isn't a bad apple in the bunch. Kudos to Ron Wasserman for assembling the results from the inexhaustible supply of way footage from the Gourmet vaults. Wacky World is a far cry form just another blooper reel -aside from the flubbed lines, failed erections, and impossible-to-maintain positions, this item also provides a (pardon the pun) penetrating look behind the scenes of the adult film business. Of particular interest are snippets where Ron Jeremy gets quite pissed when the cameras roll before his famous hard-on gets hard, and director Bobby Hollander scolds the cast for too much chatter and not enough obeying his commands. Herchel Savage imparts his philosophy of love to Misty Regan in between takes, not realizing his comments are captured on tape forever. A must see for hardcore fans!

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The Young Model | 1.07 GB




Actress: Lynn Holmes, Suzanne Fields, Patti Lee.
Year: 1971

Duration: 00:55:33
Video type: 480p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.07 GB
Extension: mkv || Resolution: 714x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

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