First post, and an impossible challenge - find this porno!

I've been thinking about this film for over 35 years, but for the love of god I cannot find it anywhere in the world - so I've bitten the bullet and decided to check with the experts.

I have NOTHING other than my memory, but by god what a memory I have. So here we go.

So this one guy heads into a walk-in tiled shower area, big enough for multiple people. It is a mixture of light brown and brown-yellow tiles on the walls and floor. He's joined by a blonde and a brunette woman, and as so often happens in these things, they start making out.

Dick gets sucked, tits get squeezed, and then comes the fucking.

I believe it's the blonde first. The brunette sits in the corner and the blonde lays on her back, holds the blondes head as the dude ploughs her. Camera does the usual panning in, out, shots of faces giving it the "ooh" and "ahh".

At some point the camera cuts to the outside of the shower and another guy walks to see what the kerfuffle is about, and sees the action. From the look on his face it's clear that they were supposed to be two couples, and here's his one getting down with the other couple. During the scene it cuts to him looking in all miserable before skulking away.

Then the blonde and brunette change places, and this time the brunette gets on all fours takes it in the ass as she munches on blonde clam. This goes on for a short while until it's magic time, and he spaffs baby gravy over the two women's tits.

But then just when you think its over... he starts pissing, of which they decide to spray over their tits because obviously.

At this point in the video, it's apparent that whoever owned the videotape accidentally taped some random horse race, because it's this for a while. Once I'd fast-forwarded enough it cut back to the porn, and this scene was a couple - I think the shower dude and the brunette - on a big fluffy rug in front of a roaring fire (trope-tastic, I know) making slow, sweet love. There was even a really slow, schmaltzy song playing over the scene and all I can recall of that is the words "My love", with the word "love" drawn out.

At the end he spaffs on her stomach in a weirdly loving way, and then it ended.

35 years, this has run in my head, over and over. Please, someone give me a name so I can watch one of the first pornos I ever watched.

Thanks!

Sounds like an 80s or perhaps early 90s scene, probably German as I don't think pissing was featured much in American videos back then. Was there any dialogue? If so, do you recognise the language?

Unless someone does remember this scene, the problem you have is that without a recognisable performer (female or male), such scenes are impossible to identify from just the description of the scene. The same applies to modern videos. There is just so much porn that its a futile exercise looking for a video without at least one person's name.

I have many 80s-90s films which I saw on VHS and never kept and now I wish I had.

If you can identify one of the performers, look them up on iafd and then look at scene pairings to see who they performed with. You can also look them up on egafd.
You could also try searching with keywords - shower, threesome, pissing, anal, couple, group - and in different combinations, and see what comes up.

If you get more info but no title, you can also piece together what info you have, such as duration, year, studio, to reduce the volume of results in searches.

My gut tells me that your best hope is that you will stumble upon it on some free site, by recognising the freeze-frame shot as you scroll through scenes.

Cheers, chief. Last time I saw it was about 35 years ago, but for some reason I vividly remember this!

It was definitely a Euro flick, but the lack of talking means neither vocals nor subtitles were present, it was just all fuckin'. ????

No dialog and/or sound, makes it even more difficult to identify. I wouldn't bother trying to find it myself.
There have been a great many films, mostly during the 70s-80s, that I remember seeing and enjoying but I do not know any names of the people, or titles, or year or the studios info.

When its a European film, then its even harder/impossible to identify.
However, with some studios, they have a recognisable style that can be instantly identified. For example, Mario Salieri films all have the same "look and feel" / atmosphere, so you can identify them as soon as the film starts, even if you don't know the title. Not all studios are as easy to identify as Mario’s stuff, but you might be able to narrow the possible studios down to a few, rather than lots.

Your best bet is what I mentioned before, which is to search with various combinations of relevant keywords.

If you want to put in some work to identify this film, then you can also look at these elements to look out for.

• Furniture - if any, when do you think that style was around?
• Clothing - 70s clothing is easy to identify, as in 80s clothing.
• Hairstyles - 70s hair styles are easy to identify. 80s hairstyles are also identifiable, like permed hair and "big hair". You can search the evil G for 70s or 80s hairstyles if you don't know about hairstyles, so you can have an idea.
• Accessories - In the 80s, many people wore big glasses, so this is another thing that might help you.
• Mannerisms - The way people get into sex has changed over time. 70s scenes often had people fully clothed and laying down on the bed or sofa and then clothing would come off slowly. Kissing was more common in the 70s.
• Cunt hair - it was rare to see shaved cunts or it may never have been seen during the 70s and 80s.
• Public scenes - if there are any scenes of streets, public buildings, etc., and the type of cars they show can tell you roughly which decade the film was shot in, as can any advertising on boards, buses, taxis, etc., and any scenes showing famous brand names that no longer exist (like Pan Am), etc.
If there are public scenes showing shop fronts, then the language of the shop names will tell you which country the film was made in.

Maybe none of the above are helpful to you, if all you have are random people fucking in a shower area and there is nothing noteworthy about the setting or the people. Coloured shower tiles tell me that its most likely to be from the 1970s-1980s and maybe early 1990s.

In the 70s and 80s, there were lots of compilations of short clips put together called Loops, often featuring no name performers who never did anything else after.
These Loops might be your best chance at finding your film. Some Loops to look for are;
Color Climax
Rodox
Swedish Erotica
Ribu

There are websites dedicated to vintage porn, but they all require a title to be entered for results or are title centred. Some of them can search by a name too.

Its going to be a lot of work.