Official Inquiry to Good Samaritan

In remember of your Statement
(Thread here in this Forum
Headline "Teen that you miss them")
Good Samaritan wrote:

is my Question:

Exists News from Uma ???

Uma is married to a truck driver now, and she has three c.h.ildren.

Dayfan wrote:

Oh man, don't make joke about that

Dayfan wrote:

i "hate" you , DF !

I wanted to become a truck driver, something told me it would be a good idea. But it appears I'm too late

My inspiration? Wierd Al Yankovic's song .....

I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

Because I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

But still I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

I'm drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck (ooh)
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon (ooh, aww)
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (drivin a truck)
(My high heels on)

Dayfan wrote:


Aaargh.

Dayfan wrote:

LIAR

I am not a truck driver, and we have just one daughter.

UMO wrote:

Wow! Do you have some photos of Uma preggy?

UMO wrote:

WOOT, you too?