Mmmmm ... fantasy time.
Had a s-s-s-s-s-s-smokin' hot cousin, actually a SECOND cousin I believe. Same age as me, and I had a crush -- okay, it was lust -- on her starting when I was like 12.
Then ... then ... when we were both 13, we were at a family outing together. Summer, pool volleyball, bbq, you know the kind of thing I mean. Yeah, I had my eye on her in the pool, you betcha.
Then she got out.
Saw a little of her pubic hair sticking out of her swimsuit. And nice high beams.
SCHWING!!
Let's just say it was a while before I got out of the pool too.
And let's just say I friggin' wore out the lil' Rambler for the next coupla days, just about gave myself jerkin' elbow or some such shit.
Second cousin (same great-grandfather), that ain't so bad, is it? Never had any kind of thoughts about anyone closer than that, but a friend of mine used to get his sister to suck him off. Hey, each to their own, whatever. Just don't procreate, cuz otherwise you end up with webbed toes or European royalty a little while ago. And the family tree ends up looking like a ladder.
Fantasizin'Man