A bunch of chicks get together on a dude ranch and learn the true meaning of the terms “bareback, ride em’ high, and hung like a Clydesdale”! Your favorite blonde nymphettes Candace Hart and Angela Summers along with a supporting cast of fillies will have you plowing your pitchfork until the cows come home!
It’s a world of darkness, sensuality and insatiable sexual desires! Luscious Lauren is the Princess of the Night, a voluptuous vampire queen who erotically devours young male virgins. Madison is the delicious disciple whose job is to procure men for her mistress.
Fontaine Khaled is the wife of a wealthy but boring businessman. She spends his money on her nightclub, the hobo, and partying. She hires a manager, Tony, to run her club, but it is understood that his job security is dependent on him satisfying her nymphomaniac demands. Tony loses interest in Fontaine, and turns his attention to her young step daughter, who uses him to get back at Fontaine for cheating on her father.
Heaven’s Touch is touched with excellence.’ ‘Who need’s Heaven? Naughty nymphs Sharon Kane and Joanna Storm add a spark of paradise to the film’s explosive proceedings.’ ‘Sharon Kane is past hot, she’s closer to spontaneous combustion.’ ‘Heaven’s Touch is full of steamy, throbbing sex, the foursome between three secretaries and Michael Knight is an X-rated classic’.
In an alternative USA, the Equal Rights Amendment is finally passed and so women are drafted to become combat soldiers. Their boot camp is led by a chauvinistic colonel and his assistant Major Storm. Some romances, including lesbian ones, are developed. After a soldier harasses who is unbeknownst his superior Dr. Honey Bottoms, she repays him by the same coin. The colonel and Major Storm arrange a simulated gender war to prove their point. But they are heard pressuring Sergeant Riker to cheat. Luckily, he falls in love with the women’s lieutenant. The women then use skinny dipping to ambush the men. Meanwhile, two opposing soldiers entertain each other after being lost.
A funny porno with a plot! I saw this movie the year it was released; I had just turned 18. It still is the only porno movie I have seen that was funny and had a plot. The movie consists of a series of movie parodies (take offs), well, hardcore parodies. maybe it was my age, maybe it was the 70s, but I remember it as a lot of fun; and if I could find a copy I would see it again.
Three escaped convicts hide out on an island with four girls along with their two body guards who are enjoying there vacation… until the three escaped convects show up and kill the two body guards. The women then are **** to have sex with the men. To make matters worse all of the women are virgins. But one of the men decides who is the “good” man in the bunch decides to help the women, but fails. The women soon take revenge and kill the remaining two convicts.
A woman wakes up to catch Simon Black robbing her bedroom. To his surprise, she points a gun at him and says her husband won’t be home for another hour. She then forces Simon to have sex with her or she’ll call the police. She has sex with him until they hear her husband coming home. The woman tells Simon to get out, but he can’t help himself climaxing. She therefore improvises by yelling “stop, thief!” and shoots Simon to death. Simon wakes up in the afterlife, where Shiva promises him an endless supply of food and sex encounters. Alas, when he is too exhausted to deflower a high school senior, Shiva has him doing it anyway. After a while, he says it’s too much to bare, but Shiva says she can’t stop it. He therefore claims he doesn’t belong in heaven anyway. Shiva then asks him whoever said this was heaven?
Extremes’ is one of the most unique and original sex films of the early 80s. John Leslie and Joey Silvera star as a pair of sex-starved buddies who have somehow taken possession of $100,000 and a slick roadster that happens to be able to fly! The flick follows the guys on a quick-cutting series of erotic adventures as they travel the world in search of salacious sweeties. They pretend to be film producers, seducing youthful beauties with tales of starry nights and Hollywood heat. One after another, a selection of scrumptious sirens sashay their way into the guys’ hearts – and beds. From sultry sessions in San Francisco to wild fetish bars in Hamburg, the guys go anywhere and everywhere that their lusty libidos take them. They end up in the clinch with some of the sexiest women in early 80s porn, including busty beauty Sue Nero and the always delectable Serena. The film was shot by a European production company, and it retains a classy, elegant feel even when the action is at its most decadent. The rapid-fire editing techniques are ahead of their time and anticipate the flashy MTV-style effects of 90s hardcore. This is a classic of old school porn, scorchingly hot and erotically ambitious.”
Sci-fi writer T.T. Boy and spouse Tonisha Mills are new tenants in a house that turns out to be haunted in all the best ways. T.T. discovers that whatever he writes comes to life before him. He thinks he has harnessed a power, not knowing that he is actually a pawn for the spirited spirits within the walls. As T.T. hammers out fantasies on his typewriter, he conjures up “Neutron Man” to keep his wife busy upstairs. Then he weaves a dream of his own, with two “nymphs from Neptune.” T.T. is having a ball … until he realizes that other forces are at play.
This wild romp starts out as a pot-boiling thriller before turning into a full-fledged group sex spectacular. The first half of the film concerns hold-up man Jon Martin, who flees the scene of his crime — only to end up hiding out at the house of the same cop who’s chasing him! He makes the most of his time there, getting down and dirty with the cop’s delectable young wife. Soon enough, the cop comes home and chases him out, and that’s when the flick makes a quick left turn. We then watch as a cheeky babysitter enjoys some lesbian love with her client, and finally the action moves to a disco orgy party in which everyone gets in on the fun. A slap-happy sexvid that delivers plenty of passion!”