I conclude size doesn't matter.....

Inspired by feeling inadequate alongside some of the larger males in the porn world I consoled myself with Darwinian theories that size must not matter so long as you can get it in. Otherwise evolution would have progressively ensured that we all have enormous dicks.

There I am feeling better already.

Having any complaints, pee-wee?



Just kidding, amigo, all in good fun. Anyway, most women will tell you: it ain't the length, its the girth.

CoffeeMug'Man

p.s. in terms of your evolutionary theory, don't discount the factor of "opportunity to get in" as well. "Strongest will survive" doesn't have to do with penis size!!

Now I'm feeling worse. Just don't have the muscles that guy has. Perhaps I'm just having a 'feeling inadequate' day.

size doesn't matter. . . . MONEY DOES!!!

really though, size doesn't matter that much. if you've seen enough porn you'll notice that most women can get off with just a finger


hey ramblin'man where'd that picture come from? it hilarious! it must be a fake though

fuctndacabesa wrote:

Fuct! Wassssup my man? Still one of the best names in the whole goldarn forum IMRO. Good to see you, and hey, congrats on the big 300 posts!





WRT to the picture, I have no idea where I got it. Could have been this forum for all I know (maybe even a pic of a moderator? ). Probably the same place I got this one ...

... which I'll post in an attempt to help the Rat feel better, since this guy doesn't have the muscles.




RM

rosso_rat wrote:

...try waking up every morning, rubbing your eyes in the mirror, and finding out you really are a gnome...

thanks for helping me feel better guys! At least a gnome gets to look up girls skirts without getting caught