Pretty good joke

A mother and father took their six year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "parts" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Satisfied with this answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Hehe


A woman bursts through her front door, spots her husband and yells out...

"Pack your bags, I've just won the lottery!!!"

The husband replies, "Honey that's great, should I pack for the beach or the snow?"

She replies

"Who cares... Just fuck off!!"

A girl gets home from school all excited and tells her mum..
"Mummy mummy, at school we learnt to count see.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
All the other girls could only get up to 4.
Is it because I'm blonde?"

The mother replies, "Yes dear, it's because you're blonde.

The next day the girl gets home from school all excited again and tells her mum
"Mummy mummy, at school we learnt the alphabet... see
a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k
All the other girls could only get up to d.
Is it because I'm blonde?

The mother again replies... "yes dear, it's because you're blonde.


The next day the girl comes home excited again and tells her mum...
"Mummy mummy, at school we went swimming and when we got changed all the other girls had flat chests, while I've got these"
The girl lifts her top to reveal two huge DDs.
"Is it because I'm blonde?"

The mother a little embarrassed responds...
"No, it's because you're 24."

the blonde joke is great.

A petty thief, a teacher and a teenfun fan die and go to heaven.

When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."

He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?"
"Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.

Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1,500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.

Finally, St. Peter turned to the teenfun fan.
He simply said to him: "Name them."