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Jirk Off
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Added: Jan 08, 2008 5:05 am
Transformers (2007)

Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources.
bigpaulie426
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Added: Jan 08, 2008 5:38 am
Saving Private Ryan (1998)


Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me "Let's fuck."
Jirk Off
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Added: Jan 08, 2008 3:27 pm
Taxi Driver (1976)

"Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me."
bigpaulie426
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Added: Jan 08, 2008 3:43 pm
The Lost Boys (1987)


"I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt."
crazy_chicken
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Added: Jan 09, 2008 11:34 am
The breakfast club (1985)


"An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!"
bigpaulie426
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Added: Jan 09, 2008 3:58 pm
Weird Science (1985)

Damn was Kelly LeBrock HOT!!




I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights.
crazy_chicken
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Added: Jan 10, 2008 11:11 am
Johnny Dangerously (1984)

"Jesus! You are one gutsy virgin! "
bigpaulie426
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Added: Jan 10, 2008 3:30 pm
Secret Admirer (1985)


You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You're an ecological menace!
crazy_chicken
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Added: Jan 11, 2008 9:53 am
Easy Money (1983)


"Kent, I believe the pyramidal tracks are housing development outside of Cairo."
Jirk Off
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Added: Jan 11, 2008 10:08 pm
European Vacation (1985)

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
bigpaulie426
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Added: Jan 12, 2008 5:11 am
Hmmmmmmmmm, I know the rhyme from math class, but not the movie.
crazy_chicken
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Added: Jan 12, 2008 11:24 am
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) Smile

"Why are you so scared? Everything here is predestined. Life runs it's own course. Look at this little angel! Saint Martin has sent us a little angel to play with!"
Jirk Off
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Added: Jan 12, 2008 5:07 pm
Flesh+Blood (1985)

It's like I told my last wife. "Honey," I says, "I never drive faster than I can see." Besides, it's all in the reflexes.
bigpaulie426
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Added: Jan 12, 2008 7:28 pm
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

(funny, I just used that in Movie title game)


If I tried that your head would be splattered all over this field.
Jirk Off
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Added: Jan 12, 2008 8:19 pm
Dirty Harry (1971)

Yeah, I tried 'em all. Those dumps are full too. I mean... nice place you got here.