"Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A}........Almost Boobs...
{B}........Barely there.
{C}........Can't Complain!
{D}........Dang!
{DD}.......Double Dang!
{E}........Enormous!
{F}........Fake.
{G}........Get a Reduction.
{H}........Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up"
