In a Beauty contest in Panama. The girl had been asked to complete a confucius saying. This was her response:
“Confucius was one of whom invented confusion, and that’s why, eh... One of the most ancient... he was one of the Chinese-Japanese who were one of the most ancient. Thank you!”
Edit. Reminds me of the Bundy's family Credo:
"Hooters, Hooters, Yom Yom Yom. Hooters, Hooters on a girl that's dumb"