What do you Hate about porn?

I hate the ass-to-mouth. I hated it long before I saw Cklerks II.

I don't even like to see an anal scene, because I know that when he pulls the dick out, she's gonna suck it, without even reaching for a sani-wipe in between.

I used to think that Herschel Savage was funny in the films of the 80s, but the stuff I've seen recently, where he's the creepy voyeur step-dad, (like when he stalks Bunny Bleu in the barely legal videos---another Pet Peeve...who in their right minds believes that Bunny Bleu is a teenager?) that stuff just makes me cringe, and then I hit the FF button.


Oh, I wish, when I hit the FF button while watching a porn vid, that Jessica Alba would appear, and strip out of her Fantastic Four uniform. But with my luck, I'd push FF, and all I'd see was Ben Grimm's old and rocky ass as he bangs some teenager.

IceTrain wrote:
you're right, that's disgusting if you think about it.
But that's the reason why i just WATCH porn, not THINK about it

Hate is a strong word. There are a few fetishes that don't do it for me or actively turn me right off but the only things I truly hate are Ron Jeremy and SoCal wannabe porn actresses.

RJ's appearances in movies reminds me of the horror of having the most tedious, egotistic, annoying and persistent twat you've ever had the misfortune to have met crashing your honeymoon night on a remote tropical island. I read the cast list more carefully nowadays.

The pointless and vacuous mewling of contemporary SoCal porn actresses triggers my 'off' switch reflex

vvn

PS I feel so much better for venting. Thank you all for allowing me the bandwidth!

the prob is....all have any different views from every side.

so hat is wrong word, also better is what dont turn you on.

respect to others who love this porn or hate this porn is a must!

we all too different, so we must learn to accept other wishes.
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1)bad camera angels (example:if in missionere position feet are not visible)
2)swearing (c'mon gentlemen had more than 400 babes an even didn't sad any bad word in bed!)
3)over hardcore (saw a guy sticking a living octobus to a girl)
4)obvius fake orgasms! (looks funny and disturbing in thee same time!)
5)bad erection (looks really lame while penetration!)
6)old schoolgirls!
7)same lie on every movie (''i'm 18 y.o.'')

comme le cochon, tout est bon dans le porno

I hate that all the porn stars panties are clean as can be when they remove them I love when there are marks from thier pussy

when i can't see the good parts

I hate videos that claim they're **** scenes, aren't. Example: the girls don't even put up the slightest resistance. In fact, often the scene looks like any other porn scene.

I hate 25+ year old "teens".

I hate running across gay porn while I'm browsing through straight porn.

I hate shitty quality videos. Hot girls, great sex acts being wasted.

I hate cens/blurred out porn. Every japanese video should have an uncens version.

I hate the difficulty of tracking my favorite porn stars, due to their ever changing names and lack of accurate filmographies.

1.fake boobs
2.cum farthing
3.gay porn
4.messy anal action
5.midgets

showroom wrote:
Then start your own thread dickweed. But if you are going to post in my thread that I used the wrong word, at least be intelligent enough to spell that word correctly. Because "hat" really is the wrong word.

Public Safety Announcement: Remember to take frequent breaks while masturbating to internet porn. When your brain is deprived of blood and therefore oxygen, brain cells die.

vvn wrote:
This is why japanese porn is completely useless. All the women sound like complete morons with their identical incessant whining.

Deity wrote:
Dude. That comment scares me.

ass-to-mouth

Nothing.

when youre watching stream and then..


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