What do you Hate about porn?

I guess I will have to go with some of the consensus on some of the things that are terrible with porn nowadays.

1. Fake Boobs on a girl that didn't need fake boobs in the first place. Overly fake boobs that reach gigantic, saggy, rock hard Mt. Rushmore proportions. Obviously fake breasts with terrible scarring. One of the examples I can think of offhand was Allysin Chaines. I remember when she was a solo CDGirl and she had cute little A cups. She went up to a C after her surgery, and her career along with the shape of her breasts went down hill.

2. Mewling, caterwauling faked orgasms. Hearing the same sound for 15+ minutes, or the same dirty talk phrases over and over again just makes no sense whatsoever. I am aurally sensitive anyway. To hear this din of noise completely makes me go flaccid. Sadly, one of the cutest pornstars out there- Jenna Haze - is a terrible victim of this. She's also terribly bad at faking an orgasm. Angie Savage is another one that's a bad faker. It makes me wonder if girls like Jenna, Angie, and Krystal Steal have ever had a real orgasm on set.

3. I have to agree that many of the girls today look like they are all from South Florida, Eastern Europe, or Southern California. Let's stop with the cookie-cutter girls. I'm sure there are some crazy, sexual women in the Midwest, Texas, and other parts of Europe as well.

4. Women who have no breasts, whatsoever. They do look underage and that's just wrong and scary.

5. Shit in porn. Okay, I know its a fetish, but it needs to stay a closet fetish.

6. The guys of porn are also very cookie-cutter, boring, and well they are guys. Their surgically-enhanced penises are about or ten times more unattractive than the surgically-enhanced breasts.

7. Overdone tattoos and piercings. This too is also a fetish, but simply not for me.

8. Bad camera work. C'mon folks we're in the digital age. Take some free online classes or look up something on Google for some tips. It's not really that hard to operate a camera with a boner.

There's many things I dislike.
1) Fake tits
2) Directors talking non-stop to the chick while she's fucking. Shut the fuck up and let her fuck you control freak.
3) Drunk or drugged chicks or generally any chick that doesn't want to be there.
4) Fake personas
5) Fetish websites. I know some ppl really like that but why isn't sex good enough?

The masturbation shot. the girl has it all under control and then the ass director calls for the guy to jerk off like a monkey. That's why I don't rent XXX and search for women giving handjob finishes. I don't want to see some dude masturbating onto everything.

andreww770 wrote: I'm going to guess that you have never been married or in a really long term (years) relationship. Having been married, I can easily see the allure of mixing it up. Unless you are with a supermodel, things usually get a little boring after a while. But hey - to each his own. (Define "fetish" though, because if you ask 100 people you will probably get 100 different answers.)

I agree with mr. ellis. Fetish is really a broad spectrum of things.

I enjoy watching a girl fist. I don't know why. It's like a train wreck. I can't take my eyes off of it. Plus, it amazes me what the human body can take. I only like watching it though is if the girl wants it done or enjoys it. Some would probably call this a fetish.

Some other things I dislike, on a side note

unshaved women
I know there's an argument that it makes women look too young. However, sex is going to be a wet, sloppy sport down there. I'd rather look at wet skin, which I find sexier than someone's wet furry bush. It looks like an agree beaver or a furry wet sandwich, too things that are unattractive. I know many will probably disagree on this, as they like their women to look like women and not like K*(&. Landing strips and well-kemped hair is okay, but a big furry tree between the legs doesn't do it for me.
Oh and just because you have a shaved vagina doesn't mean your a TEEN! That's so damn annoying having an obvious 25 year old plus model try to pass as a teen. I'm not into that teen stuff, to each their own, but its obvious when a girl's been in porn for over eight years or looks 25 or older, she's no longer a teen model. That's what really annoys me about these solo girl websites. Anyway, good discussions here. Keep them coming. LOL. Okay, that was a bad joke.

1. fake boobs

2. no plot

Some of the above and the canned "music".
If you don't want to have the real sounds of the shoot then keep it quiet.
Along the same lines, use a separate mic - not one of the camera. Put the mic very close to the girl. It's very annoying having to listen to the producer and then hardly hearing the girl at all.

Bad communication between the girl and the cameraman. She is trying to show off some aspect of her body and the cameraman is just doing his thing.

etc.

The moan/hiss combination. Meaning, the girl moans on every exhale and sort of sucks wind through her teeth making a hissing sound on the inhale. Extra negative points if she makes this sound from the start of the movie all the way through to the end.

Also, spitting. It's not sexy. Please take note.

I hate that i'm not in them.....

jamie37 wrote:

Ha! good one.

I hate that Wolfman looking guy who pops up everywhere...the guy with the huge sideburns. I hate porn with zero plot...when they just walk in and start fucking and sucking. At least say, "I'm here to babysit...wanna fuck me?" Gimme something for cryin' out loud.

vectra wrote:

I agree here, I don't even mind it if the acting is bad sometimes, as long as it ads to the fantasy. Which brings up my point. I have read though the posts and I have to say that most I agree with. Each movie is different however and each girl touches us in different ways, so sometimes those things that we dont like, we may like in this movie or this girl.
An example of that for me would be that I agree with an earlier post about girls who wear to much make-up. I generally like your average girl up though your super model types, but every now and then I like the super slut like summer here...

If you like the girl enough you might tolerate what you don't like just to watch her or find out that its not so bad after all at least for that one scene.
For me personally my biggest pet peeves are...
Bad shaky camera work, to many or to long in close up.
Leaving clothes on while fucking, like shoes, especially sneakers.
Whacking off at the end of a fuck when there is a perfectly good
girl laying there to do it for you, thats my biggest.

I think we should start a thread where we all post the movie that we think is the best and say what we like about it. That might be fun, maybe even have a mod or two judge which one is the best movie of the month or something.

- Too much focus on the guy.
- A girl who is clearly a shit root.
- Guy having to finish himself off by hand and taking 5 minutes to do so.

-fake titties
-to much fake screaming
-close ups of gaping assholes
-censored japan vids
-bored girls
-and so on...

It isn't natural, so I prefer old movies because are more fresh and with more quality.