Forumophilia - 19 Years Online!
captainsir
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I abso freaking lutely hate when a movie's plot (yes some of them have one) calls for a girlfriend or boyfriend to catch their significant other in the act of cheating and during the scene the camera man continuely goes away from the sex act to focus on the jilted lover with a scowl on their face watching the act. We get it allready stop leaving the hot sex for a shot that allready set up the scene once. Plus, I'm sorry, but if I see my girl fucking some other guy in our bedroom or office or anyplace else I am not going to just stand their like a dumbass with an angry look on my face, I'm going to start smashing that pricks head in and start throwing her shit out. maybe that's just me. 
DYasha
Kellenocte
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When I can't bloody find the porn or vid I'm looking for, and know it's out there! 
DYasha
mickemus
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bewilder wrote:
Word dude!
I also don't like it when girls fake moan and groan in the movies, especially when the guy is coming on their tits.
Well, for a first post, I suppose I could choose worse than this thread.
Twenty things I don´t like in porn.
1. Makeup. Or too much of it.
2. Fake body parts, be it male or female.
3. Stupidity just dripping of a girls face, dumb looking girls acting sexy. Turn off like a light switch.
4. Fake dirty talk. Gets funny though, if they hardly speak any english but it´s not what I watch porn for.
5. A lot of the russian porn (or east block), specially the young throat series. Compassion is a dirty word, or...?
6. Weird looking cocks. Standing guy, his dick pointing to his left tigh. These distract me to no end.
7. Speaking of which: Distracted girls (what the hell are you doing in the movie I am watching?!).
8. Grannies trying to look like teens and vice versa.
9. Amateur pron being well-payed-slut-movies.
10. Dry pussy, girls not being aroused in any way whatsoever. See 7. Unerect dicks, yeah that too!
11. The trick-movies. Promising a girl a house or money and then kicking her on the street.
12. Disrespect in general, unless it is role play.
13. The guy being cut out of the screen, so only his dick is visible. WhoThatFucker?And no, I am not interested in a 20min shot of his ass (hole) either.
14. Role play explained in the movie. Duh...
15. Watching seven minutes of wanking at the end of the movie. Seven minutes! After a 20min blow and 30min fuckjob. Get a job man.
16. Oh yeah... Fake cum. (Do they really believe we don´t see the difference?) This is not a Proctor & Gamble commercial.
17. Producers/directors coming on screen to do the introduction with some kind of thick accent from god knows where.
18. Rar-archives with the passwords not being mentioned in the post. Yes, I know what google is. Just refrain from posting.
19. That a little bit of hair is considered a fetish nowadays. WTF? Am I a freak or something?
20. The insulting bad music. Mentioned over and over in the thread. Who composes that shit? And can we break his arm?
Where´s the link to the "What do you love in porn?" thread?
PS I am not spamming
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Twenty things I don´t like in porn.
1. Makeup. Or too much of it.
2. Fake body parts, be it male or female.
3. Stupidity just dripping of a girls face, dumb looking girls acting sexy. Turn off like a light switch.
4. Fake dirty talk. Gets funny though, if they hardly speak any english but it´s not what I watch porn for.
5. A lot of the russian porn (or east block), specially the young throat series. Compassion is a dirty word, or...?
6. Weird looking cocks. Standing guy, his dick pointing to his left tigh. These distract me to no end.
7. Speaking of which: Distracted girls (what the hell are you doing in the movie I am watching?!).
8. Grannies trying to look like teens and vice versa.
9. Amateur pron being well-payed-slut-movies.
10. Dry pussy, girls not being aroused in any way whatsoever. See 7. Unerect dicks, yeah that too!
11. The trick-movies. Promising a girl a house or money and then kicking her on the street.
12. Disrespect in general, unless it is role play.
13. The guy being cut out of the screen, so only his dick is visible. WhoThatFucker?And no, I am not interested in a 20min shot of his ass (hole) either.
14. Role play explained in the movie. Duh...
15. Watching seven minutes of wanking at the end of the movie. Seven minutes! After a 20min blow and 30min fuckjob. Get a job man.
16. Oh yeah... Fake cum. (Do they really believe we don´t see the difference?) This is not a Proctor & Gamble commercial.
17. Producers/directors coming on screen to do the introduction with some kind of thick accent from god knows where.
18. Rar-archives with the passwords not being mentioned in the post. Yes, I know what google is. Just refrain from posting.
19. That a little bit of hair is considered a fetish nowadays. WTF? Am I a freak or something?
20. The insulting bad music. Mentioned over and over in the thread. Who composes that shit? And can we break his arm?
Where´s the link to the "What do you love in porn?" thread?
PS I am not spamming
...Word dude!
I also don't like it when girls fake moan and groan in the movies, especially when the guy is coming on their tits.
abaris
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darksider09
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whorton
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davecoulier
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that_horny_B
I'm probably spamming
NecroPenis
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The cameraman's hands touching the girls' tits. Leave the girl alone ! 
I mean I saw some movies in which the camera man hands came out of nowhere and touch the girl, this sucks.
I mean I saw some movies in which the camera man hands came out of nowhere and touch the girl, this sucks.
Millennium
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NecroPenis wrote:
I don't know about you dude, but if i was working that camera, i'd be doing more than squeezing her tits...
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The cameraman's hands touching the girls' tits. Leave the girl alone !
I mean I saw some movies in which the camera man hands came out of nowhere and touch the girl, this sucks.
I mean I saw some movies in which the camera man hands came out of nowhere and touch the girl, this sucks.
I don't know about you dude, but if i was working that camera, i'd be doing more than squeezing her tits...
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abaris
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Millennium wrote:
I don't know about you dude, but if i was working that camera, i'd be doing more than squeezing her tits...
Not with the girls they usually have. Udders instead of breasts, emptiness in the head, too much makeup on the face and subzero charisma. Holds true for at least 90 percent of the so called porn stars.
Truth is, I never quite understood the fascination with porn. Or why people go to hookers. Where's the erotic attraction if it's nothing but a job?
I don't know about you dude, but if i was working that camera, i'd be doing more than squeezing her tits...
Not with the girls they usually have. Udders instead of breasts, emptiness in the head, too much makeup on the face and subzero charisma. Holds true for at least 90 percent of the so called porn stars.
Truth is, I never quite understood the fascination with porn. Or why people go to hookers. Where's the erotic attraction if it's nothing but a job?
NecroPenis
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Millennium
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abaris wrote:
How did you find this place then???
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Truth is, I never quite understood the fascination with porn.
How did you find this place then???
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the.house.of.erebus@gmail.com