What do you Hate about porn?

I won't talk about fetishes that don't turn me on at all (foot, scat, bondage...), I'm gonna talk about things that could be improved or deleted from the movies I've seen.

Breatjobs when they're not needed.
Fake and exagerated moaning ('OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE TOUCHED MY ARM RAAAAAAAAAAAH etc').
Shaved pussy over and over (come on ladies, we love lil bushes too !).
Stereotyped scenes over and over (blowjob, penetration, facial cumshot).
Jazz music.
Girls that stay like dead bodies (show some emotion !).

I like interracial stuff, so long as they don't beat you over the head with the fact that a 40 year old black guy is plowing a 20 year old white chick. Yeah, we know he's black and you're white. You don't have to tell us every 10 seconds. I really hate it when they use the "N" word or racially insensitive remarks. That's not exactly a turn-on hearing a white chick call the male performer the "N" word.

I hate the male performers in the European made porn. They look like they belong in gay porno in the barely legal section. They kind of freak me out, to be quite honest.

Cobra652 wrote:OMFG what the H did she do to herself, huh? She used to be one of the prettiest girls out there. Now she looks like a horror movie. Gives me the willies just thinking about her. Among other things her lips look like she has just been stung by bees and is allergic.

billyellis wrote:

I agree for the most part, but someone like Aletta Ocean, not so bad.

hate when i see a promote for "amateur video" with famous Pornostars
who didnt even try just a little to make it look like one

The quick.
Fake boobs
No emotion - fucking warm hamburger.. (certain sponsor sites.. )
sloppy, fat, stoned, tweeked, chicks.

Sorry like a lil tease story, babysitter, etc . get me in the mood.
Or if that aint available.. fuck like you want to get off.. nothing worse than a vid of a cute girl getting laid.. and she looks like she's bored and he's half hard because he's bored.

billyellis wrote:

The same with Claudia Ferrari. She looked great and then changed herself to a living horrorshow.

There is a great thread here with gangbang videos, and I noticed in a few of them that it was just the guys for the first 3 to 5 minutes. Nothing but a sausage fest. I don't want to see a bunch of guys talking to each other for 5 minutes. Get to the boobies!

DYasha wrote:

And women say theres no porn for them. Something for everyone

Well, actually there are several things which annoy me...

-I hate everything which is fake and artifically/exaggerated styled (espically boobs, eyes, hair).
-Too mass-producted, profit-oriented and mechanical porn (mostly US-porn)
-I'm a (bare) foot fetishist and I just can't stand high heels and such stuff at all with only few exceptions.
-Hairy pussies are the biggest turn-off at all. In my opinion it's the best when everything is totally shaved both girls and guys.
-When the guy is clearly visible most of the time,just want to see the girl. I wished every porn out there would be in POV
-Too much moaning, the less, the better.
-Exaggerated use of lighting, (often seen in f.e. 21sxtury productions)
-Music in porn
-Dirty talk and talking in general including instruction orders from the camerman

hate dry porn! Pussies, anal sex and blow-jobs should be dripping wet!

Looks like I haven't see any dry porn yet

I ditto that,

Well, for a first post, I suppose I could choose worse than this thread.
Twenty things I don´t like in porn.

1. Makeup. Or too much of it.
2. Fake body parts, be it male or female.
3. Stupidity just dripping of a girls face, dumb looking girls acting sexy. Turn off like a light switch.
4. Fake dirty talk. Gets funny though, if they hardly speak any english but it´s not what I watch porn for.
5. A lot of the russian porn (or east block), specially the young throat series. Compassion is a dirty word, or...?
6. Weird looking cocks. Standing guy, his dick pointing to his left tigh. These distract me to no end.
7. Speaking of which: Distracted girls (what the hell are you doing in the movie I am watching?!).
8. Grannies trying to look like teens and vice versa.
9. Amateur pron being well-payed-slut-movies.
10. Dry pussy, girls not being aroused in any way whatsoever. See 7. Unerect dicks, yeah that too!
11. The trick-movies. Promising a girl a house or money and then kicking her on the street.
12. Disrespect in general, unless it is role play.
13. The guy being cut out of the screen, so only his dick is visible. WhoThatFucker?And no, I am not interested in a 20min shot of his ass (hole) either.
14. Role play explained in the movie. Duh...
15. Watching seven minutes of wanking at the end of the movie. Seven minutes! After a 20min blow and 30min fuckjob. Get a job man.
16. Oh yeah... Fake cum. (Do they really believe we don´t see the difference?) This is not a Proctor & Gamble commercial.
17. Producers/directors coming on screen to do the introduction with some kind of thick accent from god knows where.
18. Rar-archives with the passwords not being mentioned in the post. Yes, I know what google is. Just refrain from posting.
19. That a little bit of hair is considered a fetish nowadays. WTF? Am I a freak or something?
20. The insulting bad music. Mentioned over and over in the thread. Who composes that shit? And can we break his arm?

Where´s the link to the "What do you love in porn?" thread?

PS I am not spamming ...