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mattstan
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Added: Jul 11, 2007 12:31 pm
anikan wrote:
spdspk wrote:
"Spartacus" (1960)

- Tell me, as the only survivor, how did you deduce it was me?
- Went back to theory seldom used today: Butler did it.


From the same film:

I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a BELGIE!


Murder by Death I believe.

One of my favourites....

and Simon's turned to jelly

Oh, never heard of Murder by Death.
No idea on the Simon... quote. Hint please?

PS. Are you a Belgie?
spdspk
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Added: Jul 11, 2007 12:46 pm
anikan wrote:

Murder by Death I believe.

One of my favourites....

and Simon's turned to jelly


Indeed Neil Simon's classic "Murder By Death" (1976). Very funny!

Have not heard of Simon's turned to jelly. May be raisins?
mattstan
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Added: Jul 11, 2007 12:55 pm
spdspk wrote:
anikan wrote:

Murder by Death I believe.

One of my favourites....

and Simon's turned to jelly


Indeed Neil Simon's classic "Murder By Death" (1976). Very funny!

Have not heard of Simon's turned to jelly. May be raisins?

I'll check it out.
Raisins does not help.
spdspk
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Added: Jul 11, 2007 5:17 pm
Could it be Ian Michael Smith as Simon who says, "My balls just turned to raisins!" in Simon Birch (1998)?
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- Men always seem to wonder. They think I'd be something very special.
- And are you?
- Well, no one's ever asked for their money back.
mattstan
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Added: Jul 11, 2007 6:00 pm
spdspk wrote:
Could it be Ian Michael Smith as Simon who says, "My balls just turned to raisins!" in Simon Birch (1998)?
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- Men always seem to wonder. They think I'd be something very special.
- And are you?
- Well, no one's ever asked for their money back.

Not heard of Simon Birch.

Easy for a Woody Allen mega-fan. I ate in a restaurant with him last year, well that is to say, he was 2 tables away. We stared a lot!

Scarlett Johansson in Match Point.

Sticking with Woody:

"I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people."
spdspk
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Added: Jul 12, 2007 8:10 am
Zelig (1983)


- You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
- Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
mattstan
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Added: Jul 12, 2007 11:51 am
spdspk wrote:
Zelig (1983)
- You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
- Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

Woody Allen in Love and Death.

On the same subject, more or less, and just as easy:

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
spdspk
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Added: Jul 13, 2007 7:41 am
Woody in Annie Hall (1977)

My darling, you're such a ****. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.
mattstan
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Added: Jul 13, 2007 12:18 pm
spdspk wrote:
Woody in Annie Hall (1977)

My darling, you're such a < <CENSORED> >. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.

We're doing the classics; Annie Hall, followed by Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind. Try this, another easy one, I'm not sure the quotation is in full, or quite right, I seem to remember him saying she never even looked at him.

"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."
spdspk
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Added: Jul 13, 2007 8:34 pm
Citizen Kane (1941)?

You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
LurkD
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Added: Jul 14, 2007 4:23 am
Belloq, to Marion: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)


Then I hope pain is something you enjoy.
spdspk
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Added: Jul 14, 2007 9:27 am
Christopher Lloyd (Kruge) in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

- You listened to my phone calls?
- No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all.
mattstan
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Added: Jul 15, 2007 3:31 pm
spdspk wrote:
Christopher Lloyd (Kruge) in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

- You listened to my phone calls?
- No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all.

True Lies (I think?).

"So how long are those legs anyway?"
spdspk
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Added: Jul 15, 2007 7:40 pm
mattstan wrote:
spdspk wrote:
Christopher Lloyd (Kruge) in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

- You listened to my phone calls?
- No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all.

True Lies (I think?).


Kate Beckinsale (as Ava Garner) and Leonardo DiCaprio (as Howard Hughes) in "The Aviator" 2004.


Quote:
"So how long are those legs anyway?"


No idea. Need a hint.
mattstan
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Added: Jul 16, 2007 5:55 pm
spdspk wrote:
mattstan wrote:
spdspk wrote:
Christopher Lloyd (Kruge) in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

- You listened to my phone calls?
- No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all.

True Lies (I think?).


Kate Beckinsale (as Ava Garner) and Leonardo DiCaprio (as Howard Hughes) in "The Aviator" 2004.


Quote:
"So how long are those legs anyway?"


No idea. Need a hint.

Eddie Murphy says it, in a terrible movie.