What do you Hate about porn?

a few

I dislike the lack of morals in porn.
I dislike people "in" porn that are "better" than the rest.
I dislike being scammed or deceived.
I dislike huge salami nipples.
I dislike pancake boobs.
I dislike webmasters and their powers in porn.
I dislike girls that put on that "baby-voice".
I dislike watching a2m.

that's all for now. but i'll add to this post in the future....

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I hate large fake tits!
I hate fucking in the ass
I hate jizm being squirted on a woman's face or anywhere else. It serves no purpose.
I dislike non-amateur amateurs.
HR

wow...first off...great thread.

i have to say i'll watch almost anything once.
and, enjoy it.
[what can i say...]

adding to what's been mentioned several times:
i can't stand when an actress leaves on her bra or any kind of top.
or, even leaves a skirt on hiked up around her waist.

i like to see everything.
bad and good.
i want to see it all.

last and definitely not least:
i can't stand, and will generally not continue watching, if an actress has anything that appears to be a wart or pimples in or around the genitals.

can't do it.
i used to LOVE masha from masha world...
was psyched when i saw that she did an anal scene...
then, lo and behold...i saw what looked like a skin tag or a genital wart a inch or 2 from her perianal area. i haven't seen her in anything since.
i gotta say...i really dug her, too. great figure. cute face.
oh, well.
move on.

Well i also hate names of girls that change from site to site... Couldn't just let them have only one? It's already difficult to find one name and they have two of three.

I dislike all the interviews at the begining of the video and the camera man or male tallent oohing and ahhing about how nice the girls this or that is. Many of these guys have been doing videos for years yet they are still ohhing and ahhing over the girls boobs.

I also dislike huge boobs (that are not at least somewhat in porportion to a girls body)

Thanks for the great discusstion topic

Jack

The "interviews" before and after are always creepy and just time wasters. What, is he going to say "your boobs look terrible"?

I can't understand scenes that have no passion. In so many videos all the guy is thrust in and out, why doesn't he feel her body and kiss her? Most performers don't look like they want to be there and thus I don't want to watch it.

The complete lack of eroticism in porn is a major pet peeve of mine. It's so mechanical and non-emotional. It's like watching two robots have sex. No kissing or caressing or any sense of intimacy. It's very clinical, in an odd way.

I dislike bad Russian porn. Where the camera man is an idiot, when the stunt cock is getting ready for insertion all you see is the back of the dude. I also hate their poorly faked cum shots.

I don't mind deepthroating, but gagging makes me gag. Anything that hurts the girl is something I don't like at all.

In this kind of way, sometimes movie skip emotionnal part intentionnally... Skipping the undressing moment... And i hate that...

But this thread won't have any repercution on porn production right? Even if we all agree... And we'll go on watching porn...

Porn these days is about mass production. Make as many films as quickly as possible. And the ones with higher production values have all fake boobs in them (or practically all the female performers). It's funny, but I remember seeing a documentary film about a fledgling filmmaker that had to shoot porn movies to make a living and he tried to add some "acting" to the films, and the porn stars just looked at him funny. "What do you mean we have to act?"

1. Bad camera angles

2. So-called "teen" videos whose actors were teens during the Reagan administration.

justcauseaguyreadscomix wrote:
Italia Christie is a pretty hot young pornstar. She's got one nasty mole next to her pussy:) I'd nibble on it and pop it! (no seriously, I'm just trying to gross you out)

Yeah, actors like Leah Luv and Kat calling themselves "teens" when they are as old as I am (or close to it) is annoying. A teen is someone that's 18 or 19, not 26. A 21 year old being called a "teen" is fine, but when they are in their late 20's, it's time to call them "women".