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julioiglesias
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Added: May 28, 2008 6:48 pm
billyellis wrote:
Grimble Krumble wrote:
[color=darkblue]When they show the dude's face. Never ever is this appropriate, and most certainly, never right before the money shot!


It could be worse - they could have the dude look at the camera and make eye contact. Shocked Laughing How horrible would THAT be? Laughing


Or even worse, the dude could talk dirty to the camera. Twisted Evil
Imagine Ed Powers doing this: the horror, the horror!
Xippo
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Added: Jun 02, 2008 4:48 am
I'm obviously new to this forum but its certainly not my first. Neither is this general topic. It always boils down to personal taste. I hate the whole "little girl" routine as it seems to be playing to the peds I detest so greatly. Yes, I know very well that it doesnt mean that everyone that enjoys that kink isnt a potential pfile nor do I have anything against them. It was just an example of differences in taste and the reason for my particular dislike/hangup. Lots of over-dressing, big hair and tons of make-up, super inflated to bursting size tits is also something I can do without. I'll be another that cant stand the abusive type vids or photos. Total turn off for me, both towards the women who sign up for it and the guys that act like badasses because they beat the shit out of a woman. The "adoring" type (as I saw it coined here) can be too sickly sweet on its extreme scale. I'm about as "middle of the road" as anyone can be for the most part and never really been into shock value. I like it looking "real"
sir_darkstar
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Added: Jun 03, 2008 9:11 am
the only thing i realy hate about porn is the internets inability to download enough fast enough
other then that im fine
billyellis
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Added: Jun 03, 2008 2:18 pm
julioiglesias wrote:
Imagine Ed Powers doing this: the horror, the horror!


OK, that is a mandatory 10 point deduction. Evil or Very Mad

The mention of that fat slob looking into the camera and talking?? Shudder. Shocked

If we could post audio clips that would play when readers scrolled over our posts, you would definitely be hearing a big Homer Simpson scream of horror right now. Laughing

And to clarify for Xippo, using a word like 'adoring' is simply a means of emphasizing the contrast with the other kind of porn. I simply mean porn which is an outgrowth of the mindset that women are gorgeous creatures with bodies that are absolutely fantabulous to look at. I'm not a mouth breather who drools and runs to fetch g****s and a fan when a pretty girl demands it. But I could very easily drive into a tree if a pretty girl with a sexy walk is walking along the sidewalk as I drive past. Very Happy

EDIT: And here's something else I came across today - the ridiculous expressions like this one that these bimbos in the non-adoring type porn are always aiming up/back at the dude. They are just such moronic expressions that they really get on my nerves.

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moonlight graham
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Added: Jun 14, 2008 4:58 am
Yes, fake tits are a turn off for me. I even deleted most of my Ashlynn
Brooke movies because of her fake tits and that girl is hot.

Also when the girl is treated like she is some kind of pig, inless you can suck your own dick I think they should be treated with some respect.
billyellis
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Added: Jun 14, 2008 12:48 pm
Agreed and agreed. Ashlyn is so hot that it is a real shame that she mutilated her chest the way she did. Are there any vids of her pre-boob job I wonder? Imagine how hot she must have been...

But why should guys who can suck their own dicks be allowed to treat women like crap? Aren't they lucky enough already that they don't need a free pass to act like a-holes?
moonlight graham
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Added: Jun 15, 2008 2:44 am
LOL, Because guys that can suck their dicks wouldn't respect women because they don't need them.
Jiggler104
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Added: Jun 15, 2008 4:16 am
Tits like fucking thimbles. Also the way some of it seems so contrived - it's hard to feel anything when the actors look and sound like plastic dolls.

I demand my porn hot n' hard!
thezippo
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Added: Jun 16, 2008 3:32 pm
most of american Pr0n.. they scream like pigs,... djeezes when will they start to act like real beauties..

second most apauling thing is the anal thing... what the hell is now fun about doing the thing in someones anus ?????
joe3073
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Added: Jun 16, 2008 11:28 pm
billyellis wrote:
zorucla wrote:
1) Anal. I know tons of people love it, I hate it.
2) Any scene where the cameraman thinks extreme closeups = sexy. Fuck that shit, I prefer to see the whole bodies of people.
3) Too much makeup. Pretty girls don't need it, ugly ones shouldn't be in porn in the first place.


Nice. I do like anal where it is done as something new and with the kind of slow and gentle approach it needs in real life. That way it seems realistic. I'm not a big fan of dicks the size of baguettes causing gaping so big that if the girl farts it would sound like a freighter in heavy fog.

And I like seeing the face and the playground parts in the same shot as well. Did the extreme closeups originate during times when there were not many pretty faces in porn?

You are spot on with the makeup too. I think the overall theme of the responses here, which I like, has been clearly anti-misogyny. Overdoing the makeup to justify treating the girls like 'whores' (see Max Harcore), as well as turning their assholes into sinkholes both definitely are not the kind of porn that we lovers-of-women like to see.

I guess there are 2 very different "schools of porn" so to speak - the porn for men who hate women and want to see them treated badly by muscular men with the large penises they wish they had, and porn for men who worship women, which is more artistic/realistic, and has a much greater degree of real or implied intimacy.


I whole heartily agree.
And I rolled on the floor after reading that one.......

Hate fake boobs.
The schoolgirl thing is getting old.
Don't like the M@xH@rdcore stuff at all, the guys a total douche.
And guys if a girls masturbating on camera, keep your damn fingers out.(its her time not yours)

DO enjoy the female form. All shapes and sizes, except for whale and skeleton......

Great topic guys
billyellis
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Added: Jun 17, 2008 1:41 am
joe3073 wrote:
And guys if a girls masturbating on camera, keep your damn fingers out.(its her time not yours)


I agree. What is it with the egomania of those guys who see a chick getting off and feel the need to inject themselves into it somehow, like they are somehow threatened that she might achieve orgasm without them. Rolling Eyes The expression on the girls' faces when the disembodied hand suddenly enters the shot usually say it all.

On the other hand (no pun intended), I disagree. There is very little I find more arousing than a hot whale skeleton. Laughing Mmmm...baleen....
winterfury
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Added: Jun 17, 2008 3:22 am
What do you Hate about porn?

1) Amateurs act like a pro

2) Monothematics vids (like only anal, bj, handjob, titjob,fisting, ecc...)

3)some locations (sad hotel rooms Crying or Very sad )

4) when i found Mets (unsuspected) performing some "rough" stuff (Nastya c.

Shocked )
Smukke Charlie
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Added: Jun 17, 2008 4:18 am
Movies where the guy spit on the girls ass or the girl spits on the guys cock and thats usual the scenefact in 95% of the movies produced in the US. From my point of view americans are really bad in making good porn and therefor are movies produced in the US just shit porn.
tzman
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Added: Jun 17, 2008 4:21 am
zorucla wrote:
Good question, there's a lot of things I can't stand:

1) Anal. I know tons of people love it, I hate it.
2) Any scene where the cameraman thinks extreme closeups = sexy. Fuck that shit, I prefer to see the whole bodies of people.
3) Too much makeup. Pretty girls don't need it, ugly ones shouldn't be in porn in the first place.

-Zor


It's been interesting reading the various responses and the debates they begin. Most of them I agree, to some extent, with one or two points but not all of them until this offering. I may not have put point #3 this way, but I definitely don't disagree with it.
1. I've never seen the appeal of this to do or in a vid. We're (for the most part) talking here about beautiful young women. Why ignore that sweet thing that marks the difference and go for something that we ALL have. What a waste of a wonderful resource.
2. Extreme close-ups are overdone and uninteresting. For me much of the turn on is seeing the beauty that's having sex, not just one part of her. From those shots it might as well be Maggie or Hillary...ugh!!! Why not get a microscope and show mitosis? There's a CLOSE-UP!
3. Here, I'll go for a variation on your response. Regardless of how pretty the girl is, once she reaches the "jaded" point, the charm and appeal is gone. Makeup, applied with a putty knife, is part of it, but it's also listless or robotic performances and just looking worn out. Athletes have to know when to quit and so should porn stars.
Pamela Anderson is a perfect example of what I mean. She used to be really fine, but she just looks like a used up streetwalker now.
pornoking06
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Added: Jun 17, 2008 2:02 pm
i hate when your downloading porn from things like ares/limewire and get repeats of the video under different names but i suppose thats something you just have to deal with when your getting free porn

also i hate BDSM i relli dont understand what its all about