What do you Hate about porn?

tzman wrote:
You're not kidding. Like maybe 2/3 of the visitors of this forum...

But it's all in a day's work. As someone I greatly admired (take a wild, wild guess ) once delighted in deliberately provoking rednecks and promoting female entertainers, I consider it a great honor when the kind of people I tend to piss off get their panties all in a wad. It means I am fighting the good fight.

I agree with the gagging thing too, that has been the biggest turn off for me - the girl looked so unhappy. I love to see her enjoying it.

quattro777 wrote:

fuckin lmao. don't agree with all of them but that's not the point, it's a free world, good posting!

billyellis wrote:

and on video you could FFWD and be sure you weren't missing anything good (you would see it and stop). On my Mac, if it's a small quicktime file it can do that, VLC is pretty good too, but the rest....

tgg wrote:
Even VLC is problematic for me and tends to freeze on a single frame while on FF. The latest RealPlayer seems to be pretty good, and actually VLC works OK if you reduce the display size (like to 1/2) when needing to FF.

Phishers.

Apparently I got banned briefly the other day because one of them registered as "billycllis" and I got banned by mistake. What a bunch of shitfuckers.

Don't you know that's a real badge of honor? You're either of an exalted status and will automatically be trusted or you've busted his chops enough to elicit a response.
Either way, good job.

Well, firstly I can't get enough of it.
Secondly, there's stuff out there I know I'd want but I don't know about it and tend to discover it months, sometimes years later.
Thirdly, I hate that it costs so much. No, not joining sites (why on earth do that? ), but consider these:
computer ~$2,000 for something top of the line;
high speed connectivity ~ $40 or more monthly;
external hdd ~$150 or more depending on amount of storage;
writable discs ~ only a few bucks, but it adds up;
File hosting services ~again, not expensive and if you meet their dl quotas are free eventually;
antivirus/firewall protection (if not provided free by your cable/dsl company);
TIME.
That's a lot of money all things considered.
Free p0rn is NOT free.

Oh, and I hate people that like to fuck with my free p0rn surfing experience with spam & viruses along with false advertising (not getting what is said you are getting) and those little tattle tales who report all the good shit and have it removed from RS and the like.

Lastly, that there's not enough time to enjoy my addiction - the job always seems to work its way into the equation...

Forgot to add something...
The thing I hate most is the fact that years ago when I was a wee lad in the world of, hmmm, how to put it...getting keys to the front door; yeah, that'll do - securing anon proxies was like taking candy from a baby. Now, it's like trying to hold up Fort Knox. Having 100 working proxies was more work that 2000 years ago. It became so frustrating that it **** me out.

Now THAT'S what I truly hate about porn - not enough damn proxies...

The thing that I hate the most is that it makes me feel like its ok to not have a gf and/or get laid in real life.

Number one - Right now, I fucking hate RapidShare. I've been a paying member for over two years and I've just had enough. I have a Fios internet connection capable of 10-15 MB per second download speeds and this fucking RS is giving me 30KB per second speeds most days recently. Unreal. Yet 95% of posters here use RS, so I have no choice.

Number two - Small previews. Ok, so I haven't been a contributing member for awhile. Who am I to complain, right? But it more than doubles my surfing time I have to click on tiny screen caps to see if the chick has saggy tits. So this is really just a shout out to say I appreciate those of you who post large previews.

Number three - Poor directing in porno films. Focus on the face...we don't need to see the guy's balls slamming into some faceless twat for ten straight minutes. We want to see the girl's face. And girls....smile once in a while. Don't act like you're always in pain.

I could go on and on. Thanks for listening. Great thread. Ask the inverse...what do I love about porn...and you'll get a much longer list.

Now, for those of you who have hung in there and read this post. Tell me this isn't the greatest video ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl5V7wLvWG8

vectra wrote:

Well, this is as good a place as any to vent. But it sounds like you have an account problem if you are getting the Free user DL speeds as a Premium member? I have not experienced this myself. Do you have your account locked onto a single server ("Server systems" under Settings) instead of randomly selecting a different server for each DL? If so and if they happen to be having problems with the one you are locked on to, that might explain your slow DLs.

Whether or not you have fiber optic speed capacity is not really relevant, though. Just because you have a high speed capacity does not mean than any content provider is required to give you bandwidth up to that capacity just because you can handle it. There is no way that any content provider can provide 15Mbps to hundreds of thousands of client simultaneously. The only thing that paying for higher speeds guarantees you is that you can DL from more locations at slow speeds simultaneously, not that the locations you are DL-ing from are going to give you faster speeds.

Here's a couple new ones:

1. Newbies constantly posting threads of "Rare" videos...of major porn stars where the same vid is already posted in 3 other threads.

2. Computer/internet newbies. Why are people always asking stupid questions like "what is a Rar file??? it won't play in my Media Player" OMFG, what are you, 80? Ever heard of "Yahoo" or "Google"? Hey...is that butterscotch?

A couple of things I need to get off my chest:

1. How addictive it can be if you let it, and consequently how much hard drive real-estate it can occupy.

2. Genuinely, one-of-a-kind beautiful girls going into hard core, when they can make plenty of money just modeling nude, or in some cases, as a regular nn/commercial model. First they start out in standards like masturbation, one-on-one, etc. and if they are smart they stop right there. But if they aren't, soon enough (or maybe the crack money runs out), they end up doing that cliche and formulaic gonzo-quadruple-anal-old-man-fat-man-interracial-piss-or-shit-swallowing-gangbang-or-whatever-else-you-wanna-throw-in porn. Next thing you know, her unique looks are transformed and she suddenly has fake boobs, nasty artificially colored hair, ugly tattoos, loads of piercings, and that worn out, drugged out look. It's like they go from 10 to 1 in the figurative blink of an eye. Then what do they have left? Then who wants to look at them? What would her parents think of her?

Didn't mean to rant so hard, but I had to vent a bit.

Agreed. And although she pretty much started out as a full-on "gonzo-quadruple-anal-old-man-fat-man-interracial-piss-or-shit-swallowing-gangbang-or-whatever-else-you-wanna-throw-in" girl from the get-go, has there ever been a more horrible case of an absolutely beautiful girl going bad (a 10 to a -3) than Christina Bella? It literally hurts to look at her new face. Shudder.

the sponging bastards who 'share' stuff on the site where they get paid per clikc etc, or you have to get a 'code' by sms etc...... RIGHT on my tits!!!!