What do you Hate about porn?

i hate incompetent cameramans, who ****m in and out and in and out....
thats so unprofessional and it sucks!!! And i hate it when the Cameraman is
****ming at the actors face when the actor (the Girl) is coming,.....and
i hate it when the stupid-Cameraman is talking when a girl is masturbating....
70% of all Videos was wrecked by noob-cameramans that's awful

And i hate a fake-orgasm at the finaly-part at the end of the video!
or when the video is end before we have seen the final "the real orgasm"
or i hate unprofessional cuts in the video,... and 90% from all videos have
a unprofessional cutter, i cant understand it but its true....

lets hope one day i can make my own porn-videos
Than you guys will see only high-quality-porn-videos!!!

Never been a fan of Hardcore stuff so there's plenty I don't like, take it easy on me if you don't agree.

I hate camera-man who think they are funny
I hate videos with girls spit or getting slobber all over her face
I hate sex scene where the girl doesnt know how to be sexy, undresses in like 3 seconds
I hate horrible camera-man who give the camera a 360 every minute.
I hate camera-man who ****m into the guy's ass
I hate 2 guys1 girl threesome.
I hate it when girl tosses the guy salad.
I hate all that nasty squirting, pissing, piss drinking.
I absolutely hate anal sex.

Damn I guess I am like one step away from saying i hate porn which i don't.
Sorry i edit it.

I know I already had my turn, but Launder brings up another good point. Girls spitting, drooling all over, and gagging until they puke is about as big a turn-on as a juicy fart. It makes sex look like combat, not fun.

I hate how much work it is to get something good...

1. Tattoo's
2. Tattoo's
3. Fake Tits
4. Fake orgasm's aka screaming
5. Old ugly guys with hot girls
6. Guys with microscopic dicks
7. Max Hardcore
8. 35 year old "teenagers"
9. Young ugly guys with hot girls
10. Cumshots with no cum

Did I mention tattoo's?

Dido on tattoos and piercings. Why would a girl think that makes her more attractive. OOooo baby ink and metal really turns me on.

quattro777 wrote:

In a takeoff of #6, how about the guys with some super hot babe that can't get it up? You see it all the time, and while the camera probably makes some of them nervous, why in the hell keep that footage in the finished product?

As stated previously, the most annoying thing in porn is focusing on the male, especially the cutaway to his face before the cumshot. It ruins the moment. I like to see women being fucked, not guys fucking women. I don't mind watching Peter North blow a stream of sperm completely over the top of a womans head from three feet away, but I don't need to focus on his face before he does.

I only hate the fake tits when they looked overstuffed. Some of the hottest women in porn are overstuffed. Although rare, some women do actually have naturally firm round breast that don't move, but they aren't the size of beach balls.

I have seen so many great fake tits that I am conditioned for disappointment when I actually see a full rack that looked fantastic in a bra sag once freed, even though sagging is completely natural. A great pair that displaces when horizontal is fine. It's the displacement while vertical that gets me.

Porn produced by women just doesn't trip my trigger. The focus on all the wrong things. When it comes to Jill Kelly in porn, I love to see her suck and fuck. When it comes to Jill Kelly making porn, her productions fucking suck. She has smoking hot women in her films, but the action fizzles.

I hate "Artsy-Fartsy" cinematography. All I want a clear view of hot chicks in action. Shade, shadow, haze, fog and slow-motion kill the thrill. If the first few minutes of the first scene look artsy, I quit watching. Cecil B. DeMille and John Ford would have made lousy porn.

I hate it when they try to make a movie out of porn. I want fucking, not drama. I don't care if the boy gets the girl in the end of the film, I just want to see her being fucked in the ass. Dialog, storyline, background and continuity are important to a movie, but I skip pass them to get to the fucking.

Sheesh, AKAbob, I wish you wouldn't beat around the bush so.

tzman wrote:
I'm not into extended foreplay if I'm watching, either.

As to muff diving, after a few licks, move on.

I like to watch blowjobs, but not licking balls. The blowjob doesn't need to be a marathon event, either. The blowjob should never begin until the girl at least takes her top off.

As far as cowgirl, short, tight shots on the ass are nice, but I don't want to watch longer shots of her back. I want to see the tits.

A little drool while deeptroating is fine, but I don't like spitting. I hate watching girls swap spit into each other's mouths.

what i hate about porn... is all the fast forwarding...

julie

juliegirl wrote:

Too true. There is so much lousy crap in between the parts I like to watch. Is this because they try to appeal to so many different preferences all in the same scene, or is it because porn directors have no real clue anymore to what is erotic because they have spent so much time watching impesonal fucking??

Talk amongst yourselves...

Old women trying to be young!

As in, TOO much makeup! Over done breasts! Over weight! Cellulite!

Let me add gagging to the list if I may.

**** a dick down a girl's throat to make her gag/vomit (usually accompanied by the the oh-so-romantic gaping anus shots) is misogyny that they don't even bother trying to cover with the usual thin veil of having the girls pretend to enjoy it. Not a big fan.

And I'm not really sure what the attraction is supposed to be if it is anything other than mistreating a woman? Is vomit (and uncontrollable bowel movements after gaping) on your sheets really that hot? It can't be about showing what a big dick you have if a tongue depressor or a strep culture swab have the same effect...

You weren't supposed to add that last thought. Ya might ruffle some feathers. I think that is EXACTLY what the turn on is supposed to be...but why in watching some other guy doing it? Some vicarious thing I guess.
Misogyny? That one of them there beauty pageants? Or maybe it's a verb meaning to rub the leg joint?
BS & smart ass aside, I concur.